Porsche 911 S/t Owner Gets Factory To Put “your Mom” Joke On Passenger Door Sill
A Porsche 911 S/T owner just took delivery of his new six-figure supercar.
He also had Porsche include several fun custom scripts throughout the car.
From the outside, the build that likely cost over $300,000 looks understated.
The Porsche 911 S/T is a truly special model, and its price reflects that—it starts at $290,000 before you even consider ticking any of the countless options boxes, let alone factoring in potential markups. Built as a tribute to the 911 itself, the S/T basically combines the best bits of the GT3 with a manual gearbox and manners intended for the road more than the track. Now, one owner has taken that relaxed attitude and had Porsche imbue it a little more in the cabin.
That owner took delivery on December 2 in a spec that he calls ABE or “All Black Errything [sic].” To that end, the car features black paint, dark badges, dark center-lock wheels, black brake calipers, and a black interior. In fact, it’s in the cabin where this car is uniquely fun.
The owner, who goes by Sechsgang over on Rennlist, says he threw in his sense of humor for “good measure.” What’s that sense of humor look like in practical terms? Well, the driver’s side door sill reads “Life, Laugh, Love.” While your personal view of that sentiment might be unique, it’s seen in general circles as a somewhat pointless trio of words. In others, it’s a red flag.
More hilariously, though, Sechsgang had Porsche write “Your Mom” on the sill on the passenger side of the 911. I’m certain that we don’t have to explain that joke. These aren’t the only unique sayings in the car, either. The center console has an “Elbow Here” word mark embossed on it.
Photos Sechsgang / Rennlist
Notably, the option to add custom carbon fiber sill plates is only $1,510, and buyers can write almost anything they want. Some offensive names and phrases are rejected automatically but beyond that, buyers could, in theory, have Porsche write things like “Cash Grab.” The same is true of the center console embossing which costs even less, $670.
Technically, the owner could’ve customized other bits that we just don’t see here. That includes the floor mats, the keys, and even the owner’s manual. Lots of folks who pay this sort of cash for a car aren’t really fun at heart. It’s great to see at least one owner go fully against the grain. Ad for that, sir, we tip our hat!
